What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:10
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.